Friday, May 23, 2008


Pain in the Ass
This is the chair I sit on all day while I write and waste time on the internet doing things like this. It's uncomfortable. Why don't I get a new chair? Because there's not enough room in the apartment with all the chairs that come with the apartment. I've got five of these things cluttering up the place - and they're all as uncomfortable as each other (I suppose because they're a sinister set). They come with the table I write at. It's round. Things are always falling off it. Damn furniture.

Thursday, May 22, 2008


Sometimes 4: The Masque of the Red Death

Edgar Allen Poe's classic story is the latest piece of classic literature to find its way into Mike Bennett Sometimes. If you're not familiar with the show but are a lover of Poe, to download this free audio mp3 file, click here:

Sometimes 4: The Masque of the Red Death


This will take you direct to the mp3 which you can listen to live or download by clicking 'save' in your browser menu. You'll hear the reader, me, wittering on for a bit, then the story starts after about 7 minutes.

If you're not (strictly) a Poe fan, but a person who enjoys my podcasts, the whole process needs no introduction.

Music comes from A Band Called Quinn.

I hope you enjoy it.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008


Hot Sexy Pics of Jason Andrews' Fridge

Yes, Jason Andrews shares with me - and so with you, the contents of his fridge.
This fridge is in Japan. No mango chutney in there, alas. But that pink stuff on the bottom shelf likes interesting. Any more fridges anyone?


Hot sexy pics of my fridge

Mango chutney, cucumber, half a loaf of bread, lecithin granules. Whoo-hoo, you wouldn't want to get the munchies round at my place tonight.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008



Salvation Concludes / New Web Site is Launched

Yes indeed, Salvation is concluded. You can find a link to that not here but at my new website, mikebennettpodcast.com

This site is the coolest thing since biscuits. It's so much better than my old site, I mean, I like my old site, but, well, it's kind of static, you know?. You can't actually do anything with it other than look at it and leave.

The new site is interactive and ever-changing. I already changed the front page once today, which in terms of front-page-changing-type activity, is unheard of in my world. And the other great thing about it is, you can interact with it too - you can sign in and leave messages on forums and post stuff and look at stuff and listen to stuff and, well, who needs a TV and a social life when you've got MikeBennettpodcast.Com? Actually, don't answer that. I have a feeling the overwhelming answer will be: 'You do, geek boy!'

I am not a geek boy, I'm a free man!

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Salvation Finale Delayed

Due to problems with re-recording edits (people moving out upstairs and banging doors like their lives depended on it), Salvation finale won't be up until tomorrow. Needless to say, I'll Twitter it, blog it, send smoke signals from the hill tops, whatever it takes to let you know... other than come around to your house and tell you in person. That'd be too impractical... unless you're prepared to toast crumpets for me all afternoon. Then maybe, maybe I could try and sort something out.

Thursday, May 01, 2008


Web Developments, Book Developments, Podcast Developments.

Hello.
A very, very excellent fellow (who shall remain hidden behind the curtain along with his magnificent work for the moment) has been chipping quietly away at the granite lump that is slowly becoming my new website. Yes, I am soon to be moving on from the digital compost heap that OneAmongTheSleepless.com has become over the years. Don't get me wrong, I have a certain affection for its scrambled egg logic and 'two dogs fought, shagged and slept in me' appearance, but it's not exactly state of the Internet art is it? (Don't answer that, I can knock it, though if you will, I'll cry all night).

What I'm saying is that something new, slick, logical and interactive is coming. It's still, as I mentioned earlier, waiting in the wings behind the curtain. But the designer and I hope to unveil it within the week. Isn't it exciting??? Well, for me at least.

I spent the morning wrangling with different domain-selling companies and trying to get past the fact that global websites can't get their heads around the fact that a country doesn't have post/zip codes. Ireland doesn't, at least outside of Dublin and Cork. Try telling that to a machine though, or even a customer service operative who really wants to pass you on to someone else in case the call is 'being monitored for training purposes' but can't because you won't let them get away that easily after being in a phone queue for 15 minutes. The upshot was, after three hours or so, I got my domain. Yay! And no, it's not MikeBennett.Com or .net or anything like that as they've all been taken by other Mike Bennetts. This is the problem with having a fairly common name. I should have used my initials or other interesting variations on them when I started out, like M. Stephen Bennett, or M.S. Bennett (looks like Ms Bennett). Or maybe used a pseudonym (many's the time I wish I had) J. Fentonwick, V.C. Cumberpatch, Chester Creosote. Ahh well, what's in a name? (Besides an available dot com?)

Other news.

I'm now up to chapter four of my novel. It's not perfect by any means. I kind of write my first drafts mainly consisting of dialogue and action. Then when I'm done, I go back and tidy up all the logic and chaos I made along the way and make sure that everything logically leads to where it ultimately ends up. Then back again, to tighten the dialogue and action and colour in some description, and then again to try and get a bit of craft into the syntax. And then, when I podcast it and start reading it aloud. I do all of the above again. So when I say I'm on chapter 4, I'm actually kidding myself, I'm technically 4 inches past the starting line. Still, that's 4 inches further than I was last week.

And talking of editing. I recorded the audio of Salvation part 4 today. I re-edited the text of the final version again before reading it, and then throughout the recording as I read aloud (great editing tool, reading aloud). I also did multiple takes on the recording, especially character speech. There's a guy, I can't say who, who I must have about 6 or 7 takes of. I highlighted his lines in the text and read him in-character, over and over again. Tomorrow, I'll start sewing it all together. And then hopefully, by Sunday, I'll have it done. This is why it takes me so long to get stuff finished: I'm obsessive - constantly editing and changing stuff and doing more versions than are necessary... until I run out of time... or sanity... or both.

The upshot of this, I sincerely hope, will be a great episode. I've finished the last 6 seconds, and if that's anything to go by. It rocks!

And no, I'm not going to edit this. It's a blog. I'm just going to click publish and walk away from it.

No, I really am.

Oh hell, where's the edit button? (4 minutes later) There, I edited it :-)